Saturday, May 12, 2012

Gays are chick magnets

Ask any gay man about the amount of girl friends they have. It's like for some reason they attract women like magnets. Women are fond of gay men. I know I am. They are fun to hang out with and you can discuss any subject for hours and hours. They are lovable and in for hugging. They give you compliments and an honest opinion, right out of the heart. They are great to shop with - who wouldn't love a man who makes you wait in the dressing room while he races around the shop to pick out the best outfit ever? - and they fear no Latte Macchiato. They carry your shopping bags without asking and they order their own food at the restaurant - they know what maki and nigiri is and they know you like milk and sweetener in your coffee. They take you to places they know you will love. Gay men are so considerate and they don't forget your birthday. Okay, okay, some straight men have a more feminine side too and they can be as charming and sweet. And some gay men are not like the ones I have just described. Doesn't matter. I like my gay friends.

4 comments:

Jangeox said...

Tiens, wij shoppen toch anders. Daar komt geen winkel aan te pas ;-)

Bittersweet said...

Jij bent eentje van de urenlange gesprekken he mateke!

Bartje said...

Ik kan dat niet ontkennen ! sweets Bart

Bittersweet said...

super Bart!