R.E.M.

You are too weird.. The way your eyes move around their sockets while your eyelids are not completely closed, is just freaky. The convulsions of your spiderlike legs are so strange, that you scare the girls. It's like you are running around in your dream and we are living that dream. The "writ" sounds you make while twitching your eyeballs, would go well in a Halloween scenario. I have tried to record those sounds with my BlackBerry, but I'm always just one minute late. I wonder if those dreams are actual nightmares to you? Are you afraid at the time? Or does it just look so weird to us? If only you could speak..