50 reasons to leave your lover

There must be at least 50 reasons to leave your lover. How many can you think off? I'll start the list, you may complete it:

* no attention for his other half

* never at home

* not of any help in the household

* always out with his friends

* bad sex

* farting and burping is what he does best

* not generous enough

* he's a womaniser

* financially unstable

* no emotional bonding with you or the children

* lazy

* too quiet

* too noisy, especially on family meetings (with your family)

* draws too much attention to himself

* wears sneakers all the time

* forgets to pick up the children, not once, but at least twice a week

* never buys you flowers

* thinks his 20 yo sweater is still very up to date

* forgets your birthday, but remembers his mothers

* drinks too much

* wears white socks in black shoes

* tells stupid jokes over and over again

* he wears the same set of underwear for a whole week

* smoking

* smelly feet

* pees on the toilet seat or leaves the seat up

* changes TV channels without asking

* can't cook his own meals

* calls you at work to say there is no bread in the house

* has no idea what washing detergent is

* phones his mom twice a day, but never rings you

* never walks the dog, but loves to jog

* he humiliates you in front of your friends

* he dominates you

* he thinks women are not entitled to have an orgasm

* never kisses the cook

* dirty socks next to the bed

* nose poking

* only washes his own car, not yours

* has no idea what it means to give birth to a child

* he was drunk on your wedding day

* cries out for his mom when he cuts his finger the first time he peels potatoes

* doesn't notice your new hairdo

* takes you out to McDonald's and has no idea..

* puts you on a diet and asks where the crisps are

* he comes first.. always

* got a promotion and calls his mom before he calls you

* has no idea what grade the children are in

* doesn't know the names of your 3 best friends

* takes your car when his car is out of gas, without notice

* calls you when he'll be late, just to make sure you will keep his dinner warm

* working late means in fact he's in the pub with his friends

* he will never understand you and has no intentions whatsoever to make that happen

* he doesn't wear his wedding band

* has a picture of his ex-girlfriend in his wallet

* never wants to hold your hand roaming around town

* makes you pay for dinner on that rare occasion out

* excuses, always excuses

* he beats you

* he calls you names in front of the children

* he gives in when you put the kids in time-out, to be the friend instead of the bad guy

* he's a child amongst your other children

* he nags

* always the same talk about the army

* he scratches his private parts talking to you

* he nods when you're telling him about your day, but has no idea what you've said

* he can't put down the playstation, not even when you have your parents over
* he complains about your cooking, but complains even more if you haven't cooked

* aren't that enough reasons???