Sunday, February 27, 2011

Well, duh!

This man goes to the doctor and he says: Doc, my hearing is no longer what it used to be. Please help me..
The doctor asks him what the exact problem is and the patient tells him: Well Doc, the thing is, my wife says I hear only half of what she's telling me..
The doctor scratches his head, thinks some more and suggests to test out the problem. So he sits in front of his patient and says: I'll tell you something. Then you let me know what I said, okay? The patient agrees and gets ready to hear what the doctor has to say.
The doctor says: 16!
His patient looks at him and replies: 8??

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