I can't dance

I hate dancing. I love to see other people dance. At least, if they are good at it. Show offs that think they can dance but make a complete fool of themselves are not funny. Some people think it's fun to watch, but I think it's ridiculous. Why would I ridicule myself? I keep my head high and I don't dance. Don't even go there. I don't want to learn it, I will not dance.

Unless it's a slow dance. Unless you hold me tight and you only have your eyes set on me.  Only then I might reconcile.